Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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