So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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