i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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