Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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