But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Boobs speak an international language.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize