Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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