We're facebook friends in real life
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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