Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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