using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The feeling are messing with the penis
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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