just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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