Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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