i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's shark week go big or go home
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
