doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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