Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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