He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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