They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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