we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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