you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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