Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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