My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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