I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
her vagine was all disorganized.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
lets start a swedish sibling band together
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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