Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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