I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Be still, my beating vagina.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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