Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
