I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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