My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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