Life is so much better after having sex.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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