You're a womanizer and a bitch.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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