Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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