Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
send nudes
from the living room?
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