Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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