Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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