omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
