9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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