My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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