He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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