I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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