would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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