Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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