you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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