my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We had sex on a dog bed..
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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