Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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