so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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