Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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