six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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