hell yes lets make some ravioli
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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