the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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