we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize