Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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