i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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