Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My balls are so social today.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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