I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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